Last Sunday my kids went to see Santa. They sat on his lap & did the usual, "I've been good this year ... I'd like ..." Santa gave each child an envelope. With $5.
Now I don't know about everyone else, but Santa always gave me candy canes, and usually the cheap-ass-50-for-a-dollar kind. We're in a recession & Santa's handing out Lincolns?! I was ready to sit on Santa's lap myself!
Is this part of the economic stimulus package? Or does Santa have stock in oil companies. Come to think of it, he does own quite a bit a land at the North Pole.....
The Tao of unsaying
3 months ago