I can fake it with the best of anyone.
I don't know much... and I can guess the rest.
What I've learned in the past 24 hrs:
Don't try to hop without crutches while not wearing a bra. It damages other areas. Crawling simplifies life.
Best quote of the week:
Man says to the woman, "Here, try on my pants."
"I can't get into them"
"I know, and don't you forget that. I wear the pants in this relationship."
Wife retaliates, "Well here, try on my panties."
"I can't get into them."
"That's right, and keep up your fucking attitude and you never will!"
Frodo Baggins foot still plagues me. Doctor says I can't drive. Lucky me.
Is that like strike two on the driving scene?