Use me as you will
Pull my strings just for a thrill
And I know I'll be okay
Though my skies are turning grey
Your Guardian Angel
by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Today, I waxed my lip while driving my '92 Dodge Dakota pickup down I65 at 75mph. Only I am that talented. Or retarded.
I got dumped from a relationship I didn't even HAVE. Who does that honestly happen to?? Oh yes, ME.
Let me explain, sort of.... Last month I got a number from a nice looking gent at a local pub I frequent. A mere two days later he became a friend with benefits, cuz let's face it, when you're not getting any, it doesn't hurt to have a friend. I thought we were pretty clear, feelings mutual, neither of us were interested in a relationship, but we both wanted/needed sex. Who doesn't??
Apparently I was too closed off emotionally. He got upset because I didn't smother him with time and attention. Um, that becomes a relationship, right? Seriously, he got mad at me because I only came over for sex. Follow along, isn't that the whole intention of a fuck buddy?? As always, I'm lost.
Yes. I'm publishing this. I don't care how stupid it makes me look. This is my blog, for my benefit. No censorship. I feel like I have to refresh that idea sometimes. Besides, it blows this post all to hell.
3 weeks ago