Graceful has never been a word used to describe me. Nor has coordinated ever been. Let me sum this picture up in one word:
Skateboarding.
Ironically not a dare devil attempt, or even motion in general. I stepped off the board to allow my daughter to have a go, apparently walking is my issue. I stepped, twisted, and crumbled.
Poor April sat by my side as her 3 munchkins kept my oldest 2 busy in the hospital ER room. Nothing broken, as I had originally feared, merely sprained my foot. I wish it were only as "merely" as that word implies.
I'm off my bike, board, and any other foot activity for a few weeks. The crutches give me one heck of an upper body workout though.
I casually expressed my fear that a crutch would slip out of my armpit mid stride and I would go kiltering off to the side, injuring my foot again and making me look like a goof falling in front of whomever, because that's how my life works, to my roommate Tammie. She shakes her head no.
"You have good armpits honey"
Good armpits? Is that possible?
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