Wednesday, September 30, 2009

don't feel me

The worst is over now.

I can fake it with the best of anyone.

I don't know much... and I can guess the rest.

What I've learned in the past 24 hrs:
Don't try to hop without crutches while not wearing a bra. It damages other areas. Crawling simplifies life.

Best quote of the week:
Man says to the woman, "Here, try on my pants."
"I can't get into them"
"I know, and don't you forget that. I wear the pants in this relationship."
Wife retaliates, "Well here, try on my panties."
"I can't get into them."
"That's right, and keep up your fucking attitude and you never will!"

~~~~~

Frodo Baggins foot still plagues me. Doctor says I can't drive. Lucky me.

Is that like strike two on the driving scene?

2 comments:

SarahA said...

Oh lovely. Thanks for the smile.

Triana said...

SarahA ~ Thank you for the comment! I love your blog!! Your poems are so creative and expressive. You don't have a comment link or any way to follow? I'm going to create a homepage link on my Iphone so I can keep up :) Hope to see you stop by again!