Sunday, January 24, 2010

texts from last night

I've spent the past three hours absolutely busting my guts reading the most hilarious site yet - www.textsfromlastnight.com
After 40 pages of gut splitting laughter and several close calls of wetting myself, I decided I at least had to post these three, as they could 100% be about me, and even if you don't, I find it insanely hilarious!

**I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you shaved and whether or not your prospective hook-up will care.
(this is ALWAYS one of the first thoughts through my mind)

** You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor you just sat next to it and cried.
(I've had next day conversations, "I cried about WHAT?!")

** Hey, sorry, I lost all my numbers, who is this?
* Pat
* Pat who?
* The guy you slept with. 
* I'm gonna need more details.
(You'd be amazed at what could be substituted for "had sex with" and how often I've actually had this similiar conversation. Of course, conversation dies quickly afterwards - but if I were really worried about it, I'd know who the fuck I was talking to.)

Cheers and good night!!
   

5 comments:

Gavin said...

o.0 Wow.....

Brosreview said...

Okay. Good night!

tale of many cities said...

my 20 yr old daughter told me about that site, while we tried not to pee our pants too! it's stinkin' hilarious!!!!

Betty said...

They are great! pleasedontforward.com and peopleofwalmart.com are other faves.

Triana said...

Gavin ~ Hmmmm, not sure whether that's a good or bad Wow... lmao, either way, I'll take it.

Brosreview ~ Hope you atleast had a chuckle out of these. I know I did, many times over!!

Tracie ~ Wait, you have a 20 year old daughter?? I didn't think you looked nearly old enough for that! It's certainly a crack up site!!

Betty ~ I've hit up peopleofwalmart.com before, too funny for words! I also checked the pleasedon'tforward.com at your recommendation - awesome!