I read a newspaper article today, randomly, stating that people with my characteristics & traits are classified as borderline personality disorders. I have an issue with that article! Mostly because I don't want to have a personality disorder. But what the hell, I probably do. If that's the case, what can I do to have a full disorder? I feel like I'm half-assing it. I'd much rather be a certifiable nut than a partial. I mean come on, who likes a partial anything?
Wait.... Can this be medicated? Just kidding! I'm horrible about even taking simple aspirin. I wait until the last moment before taking anything, and only then if I absolutely have to.
Is there possibly a temporary personality disorder? Like, one brought on by stress? If so, I'd like to master multiple personalities. I think I may already have the bi-polar disaster down pat. Awww, come on, wouldn't it be fun to be several people at once? I could creat different lives & different fantasies for each! Does each personality come with it's own little black book?? ;)
The Tao of unsaying
11 months ago