Tuesday, March 17, 2009

borderline

I read a newspaper article today, randomly, stating that people with my characteristics & traits are classified as borderline personality disorders. I have an issue with that article! Mostly because I don't want to have a personality disorder. But what the hell, I probably do. If that's the case, what can I do to have a full disorder? I feel like I'm half-assing it. I'd much rather be a certifiable nut than a partial. I mean come on, who likes a partial anything?

Wait.... Can this be medicated? Just kidding! I'm horrible about even taking simple aspirin. I wait until the last moment before taking anything, and only then if I absolutely have to.

Is there possibly a temporary personality disorder? Like, one brought on by stress? If so, I'd like to master multiple personalities. I think I may already have the bi-polar disaster down pat. Awww, come on, wouldn't it be fun to be several people at once? I could creat different lives & different fantasies for each! Does each personality come with it's own little black book?? ;)

5 comments:

Natalie said...

One man is more than enough for me!
No-one likes to be labelled, Triana.I agree, though, if you are going to do something, at least do it well! Cheers!x

findingmywingsinlife said...

I died laughing reading this! Only you my friend, only you...

Aren O. Týr said...

I wouldn't worry, probably pretty much anyone could be classed as suffering from a "borderline personality disorder" depending on the questions asked! :-D

Triana said...

Natalie! I said nothing about attempting more than one man! Geesh, I cannot handle even one, obviously! lol

Wings, Yes, Only ME. And you love me. So I am happy!

Aren, no worries dear. I am simply being silly! I am sure that if I have any disorders, there are merely temporary. LMAO! Seriously, it was merely ponderings of a mind aloft. Nothing more, nothing less.

Priscilla Jane said...

lmao, i love this. <3